The Five Personalities You Develop During Your Period (And Why They Deserve Their Own Sitcom)

You know how people say we “change” during our menstrual cycle?
Well… they’re not wrong. Period symptoms can turn a normal week into a full personality parade.

Here are the five characters that show up every month like it’s their job:

The Five Personalities You Develop During Your Period (And Why They Deserve Their Own Sitcom)

1. The Snack Goblin

She appears at 8:43pm craving chocolate like it’s a medical emergency.
Classic PMS behaviour. Period comfort? Optional.

2. The Detective

Suddenly emotional? Overthinking everything?
PMS + imagination = a full-blown investigation.

3. The Blanket Burrito

Priorities: warmth, softness, stillness.
She’s the human equivalent of leak-proof underwear: reliable.

4. The Rage Fairy

Sprinkling justified fury on anyone who breathes too loudly.
Textbook PMS.

5. The “I’m Fine” Liar

She says she’s fine.
She is absolutely not fine.
Someone get her tea and good period underwear.

And that’s why period pants exist:
comfort + reliability for every one of your personalities.

09. 12. 2025

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